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  1. My Life as a Computer Cockroach, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Computer Cockroach

    FINALLY, THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MILLENNIUM BUG! Through a bizarre disaster (nothing unusual for our boy blunder), Wally accidentally fries the circuits of Ol' Betsy, his laptop computer. Suddenly, whatever he types turns into reality. . . Including Wally becoming the city's Chief of Police...
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  2. My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion

    World class klutzoid,, Wally McDoogle, and his buddies, Opera and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto! Everything is great!!! . . .for a total of 1.3 seconds. That's how long before their greed kicks in. Add some bungling bad guys, a break-in to the local zoo (where Wally has los...
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  3. My Life as a Human Hairball, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Human Hairball

    Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they a...
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  4. My Life as a Screaming Skydiver, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Screaming Skydiver

    Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever-popular trans...
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  5. My Life as a Blundering Ballerina, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Blundering Ballerina

    "It's way harder being a guy than a girl." "Is not." "Is too." "Is not!" "Is too!" So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, parents, friends, everyone is in on the act as the two try to...
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  6. My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint

    Look out California, here comes Wally McDoogle! Our boy blunder gets his big break to star with his Uncle Max in the famous Fantasmo World stunt show. Unlike his father, who Wally secretly suspects to be a major loser, Uncle Max is everything Wally longs to be. . . Or so it appears on t...
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  7. My Life as Polluted Pond Scum, Bill Myers

    My Life as Polluted Pond Scum

    Take one monster lurking in the depths of a mysterious lake. Add one glowing figure with powers to summon the creature to the shore. Stir in one Wally McDoogle, who reluctantly stumbles upon the truth:And you have the recipe for another. . . Laugh-filled McDoogle disaster.Being a hero ...
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  8. My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler

    What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogleHow about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?!Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally's running around tha...
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  9. My Life as Reindeer Road Kill, Bill Myers

    My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

    Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler?Electrical Rudolph on the rampage?Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . FOR GOD!Our boy blunder dreams that an angel has invited him to a birthday party for Jesus. Chaos and comedy follow as he turns ...
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  10. My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut, Bill Myers

    My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

    "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit ...
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