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  1. My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler

    What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogleHow about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?!Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally's running around tha...
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  2. My Life as Reindeer Road Kill, Bill Myers

    My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

    Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler?Electrical Rudolph on the rampage?Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . FOR GOD!Our boy blunder dreams that an angel has invited him to a birthday party for Jesus. Chaos and comedy follow as he turns ...
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  3. My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut, Bill Myers

    My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

    "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit ...
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  4. My Life as a Human Hockey Puck, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

    Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealous...
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  5. My Life as a Torpedo Test Target, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

    Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our ...
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  6. My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss, Bill Myers

    My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

    It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstan...
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  7. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food, Bill Myers

    My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

    Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives!This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talki...
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  8. My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

    A hot-air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned "Human Catastrophe."My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line, Wally l...
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  9. My Life as Alien Monster Bait, Bill Myers

    My Life as Alien Monster Bait

    "Hollywierd" comes to Middletown! Wally's a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical "Mutant from Mars!" It's a close race as to which will consume Wally first - the disaster-plagued special-effects "monster" or his own out-of-control pride. . . Unt...
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  10. My Life as a Smashed Burrito, Bill Myers

    My Life as a Smashed Burrito

    Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy.
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