Here's a close-up look at the qualities that make the red-neck male special. The book covers all the essentials, including his fashion sense, personal hygiene, choice of automobiles, mating rituals, prowess at entertaining, conversation skills, preferred leisure time activities, eating and drinking habits, and child-rearing expertise.
How many women does it take to change a redneck?
- Only one, if her aim is good.
- Depends on how she looks, how much she weighs, and if her family has any property to hunt on.
- Four―one to hold his beer, two to undo his overalls, and one to pull on a clean pair of under-drawers.
- Twelve . . . in a jury box.
- Nobody knows―it's never been done.
Armed with this book, any redneck can learn to conduct himself so that no woman or her mother would ever consider asking him to change.
|Contributor(s)||Jeff Foxworthy, David Boyd (Illustrator)|
|About the Contributor(s)|| Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy is a New York Times best-selling author and one of the most respected and successful comedians in the country. He is the largest-selling comedy-recording artist in history and is the star and executive producer of the television series Blue Collar TV, which he created for the WB network. His Blue Collar Comedy Tour DVDs have sold more than 5.5 million copies.
David Boyd is a cartoonist, the job reserved for opinionated people who can't write but have a better than average ability to doodle. His daft pen and keen wit leave no sacred cow standing as he comments about Jeff Foxworthy's rednecks and their glorious lack of sophistication.
|Release Date||Nov 14, 2006|