Everyone knows the phrase "A man's home is his castle." Does that statement ring true even if:
You removed your bathroom door so you could watch TV from the commode?
The directions to your house include 'turn off the paved road'?
You spray painted your dead shrubbery green?
Any redneck will tell you that, of course, it is true. So whether you live in a double wide or have hit the big time with a ranch with one and a half baths, Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover will make you laugh at the way some of us, I mean, some of you live such as:
You Might Be A Redneck if…
- You flush the toilet and the dog thinks you're giving him fresh water.
- Your front yard is on more than one prayer list.
- Your living room sofa came out of a Chevrolet.
- You have a bug light inside your house.
- Your best china traces the career of Loretta Lynn
|Publication Date||September 29, 2005|